Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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