I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You ruined the universe
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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