well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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