I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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