After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize
