Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
