I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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