So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
