At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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