The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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