Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
