im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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