So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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