I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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