How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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