well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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