I'm really into asian looking animals
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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