Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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