Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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