it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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