butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He's a Shit stain on my heart
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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