Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
BRING THE BAGELS
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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