New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
He passed out mid-signature
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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