airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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