Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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