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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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