Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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