By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Shame - the story of my life.
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