Soap is not a condiment
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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