Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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