I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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