I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I looked at my own cervix.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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