i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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