we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
