win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
True strength comes from lack of pants
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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