i jhust puked up my retainher.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I could fuck to npr.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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