So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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