Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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