Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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