JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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