me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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