Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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