For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't deserve a penis
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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