Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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