Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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