It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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