Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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