i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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