just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
