your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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